Funny 70th Birthday Card tiny feet


Personalised name funny 70th happy birthday card for her or for him.

Whoa! edit NAME you’re 70 Happy Birthday
It’s 25,568 days since your tiny feet landed on the planet.
If that doesn’t make you feel old, you’ve taken about 127,840,000 steps or walked 2.5 times around the planet.

Suitable for him or for her – man, woman, mom, mum, dad, sister, brother, son, daughter, nephew, niece, aunt, uncle, grandmother, grandfather, or friend.


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Each card is personalised, printed, folded, packaged and posted by myself to your order details.

Card – 310gsm (82lbs) museum quality 100% cotton smooth white card

Ink – Archival quality inks are used for vibrant colours.

Envelope – Recycled brown envelope


Select from these choices – see image for detail

Blank– blank inside for your own message.

Greeting – standard greeting – see image

Personalised message – standard greeting plus your own personalised message.

  • Type your required message and names in the personalised message box above.
  • Not English – not a problem, most languages are possible except for the standard greeting.
  • Maximum words – usually about 200 words
  • A screenshot will be sent to you for your approval unless simple alterations.
  • Please check your emails regularly to avoid any delay in sending the card.